Haunt Minute

Reality Shows suck

Alright, reality shows suck and more so if you think your haunts should be one!

5k Zombie Run

Alright! Time top get out there and get some fresh air, so why not run away form some zombies?

Ghost of Tupac

Alright!! The haunt world and the rap industry came together last week? Will Storm get more street cred after this rant?

Low Key Haunter Traveling

Alright! Big Scary Show has launched, and now it’s time to get back on track with the Haunt Minute posts. Let’s toss in the latest edition that premiered on Big Scary Show where I visit the pros and cons of haunters unable to travel without being spotted a mile away.

Foreign Marketing Campaigns

Alright, need an idea for more marketing media and impact without a lot more work? Well the Avengers movie trailers have inspired me to rant about a practice missing from the haunt industry.

College B Ball Brackets

Its college basketball craziness again, so let’s look back on a classic rant to bring brackets to the haunt industry

More Ritual Sacrifices!!

Alright, the Garage of Evil has the right idea. We need more ritual sacrifices! Just play this week’s Haunt Minute to hear me go off on the reasons and people buying bread and milk.

Describe Stuff!!!

Alright!! It’s time for society to understand that defining the title is not a description. “Storm rants because descriptions suck” see that sucks!!! How about “This week Storm calls you out for not putting the forethought for a description into expressing the emotion behind the haunted creation you have poured so much time, money and blood into”. Yeah see, what Haunt Minute do you want to hear now?

We came in Third? That's absurd!!

Alright, what happened? Halloween only got a bronze this year? We need do a lot better then the 3rd most commercial holiday!!! Trees are expensive, something must be done before we are overtaken by Arbor Day!!

What To Do With Cryptids?

Alright after watching the video of the Wooly Mammoth in Siberia, I wonder what do we do with cryptid creatures when we find them?